Herve This!

stupid photobucket is so slow and lame and deleted patrick in his undies scrutinizing the Ghostbusters DVD!


this is me riding in the back of a 16ft truck trying to hold onto a guy i’ve never met’s huge cat head sculpture as pat barrels down wooster
32 x 40 are the stretcher bars i had to remember to buy Fran for her tubed painting


we made it
and roped that cat down really good (in case unknown dude is reading this!)


pat is right now somewhere in virginia, trying to get halfway here by nightfall

here meaning miami!!!
more on that later


stefan bondell adding his two cents


a-ron adding his….. unique sensibility


liz from ASS lending a hand


something else to worry about why do i do this to myself


thankgiving eve


see i did steal a shitload of these fuckers i am a gal of my word


dont like it? taut titties!!!


caugh red handed
wow the puns just keep on coming

BEETING A DEAD HORSE, NON?


we prepared our contribution at Jory’s house while he was gone
hey whats this room


its the junk room
shhhhh! dont wake it


i used to have a junk room. i used to have a junk apartment, a junk psyche, a junk trunk, no judgements!


jory went to Yale and all he got was $75 boners


cooking cooking we hug and cook and pinch eachother


evan gruzis readymade
zing!
is evan gruzis READY to be MADE fun of??? his show opens soon (december 12), meaning he is officially in my Deitch fold, and he will be ripe for ribbing soon


fake butter those tits!


some rascal swiped our pies a’coolin’ in the winda’sill!


no more boob jokes no more boob jokes count on me
just descriptive adjectives
taut and textured!


turged and slimy


webbed and weedy


toothsome and steamy


malleable and matte


hand off!


sween n corny


blurred and browned


dr. tang gloss


“firmy”, as jeffrey would say


dont mind if i do!
we had thanksgiving at Roland’s girlfriend’s house it was a really nice house apartment whatever


oh man i feel kinda squeemy looking at this.
too soon?
too soon!


sean made his dad’s special rolls and seriously how special can a roll really be? these were!


handoff


i like stu’s approach
“it all goes to the same place”


i like pat’s approach


no time for socializing, thank you very much. we will just nap on your couch!
(i am real sleeping pat is fake sleeping) (loser)


stu trying to say he has pudge


stu imagining someone he doesnt like


stu devouring his enemy


ok thats enough food talk for a long time


what shall we talk of next?


a good QUEStion


maybe we need some perspective


lets blow this pop stand!


this is impressive just every time. every time forever


these people can only come from
miami!
yay!
no i took this picture because behind door number one is this year’s NEW deuce bar, better and badder you heard it here first
or i guess i heard it from a-ron and teddy loo loo lakis first but second is the best


behind door number two is the most awesome exhibition space where we are IT AINT FAIR ing, Al Moran and A-ron’s OH WOW


that is an acronym for the space but it also serves to describe the store display zone!


floor also ruling


a-ron never not avoiding working


this zone needs to be graffitiiid and blacklighted


this area needs to get dj-ed


this truck of Athens art needs to be unloaded


Al Moran trying to inch his catterpillar


back at nice hotel
when was the last time i took a bath, never?
this is soo like middle aged soft womany it is grossing me out


pretty


room for one last boob joke?


what did (o)(o) say to ( + )( + )?
(*)(*)

there is no punchline


only soft sleepin

oh actually the punchline is “this”: Herve This is a molecular gastonomist!

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I am the owner of downtown contemporary art center THE HOLE! I am arts editor at i-D magazine I paint paintings and curate art shows all around

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