the passive voice

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hey guys

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it’s bert. as in “Bertie Bert the Pom”
kathy is too shy to write anything herself

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it’s going to take her a sec to re-find her “voice”

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but these Miami 2016 photos aren’t going to post themselves

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13 years of miami!

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this is my third year personally

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we are at Untitled with a Matthew Stone solo booth

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this is ray’s second miami with the gallery

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highlight of my booth day is getting to meet a fellow doggie
too much time around humans makes Bert a bummed pom

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they took me to a party and put me on an ice rink?

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ray was psyched

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walking through an alley checking out last year’s errol tags that linger. was nice

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here’s a booth design idea that kathy is just itching to steal
seriously, keep this in mind and call her on her shit she is def going to steal this idea in 2017

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the paintings weren’t worth the presentation tho, at least kathy didn’t think so
she thought they looked too “on trend”

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trudy benson detail
maybe two years ago THIS would have been too on trend? but trends shift. so maybe calling something on trend isn’t as much as an insult as it sounds like

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i mean kathy never wants to insult anything, there is too much good stuff you can say good things about than to just shit on people
but whatever, she is a bit rusty
this matthew detail seeing into the paint figures, so sick

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i can only pose with the bottoms of paintings

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this Robert Lazzarini extruded bouquet is very post analog sculpting
i bet kathy does that as a show in 2017 too btw

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kathy thought this was like THE BEST me pooping photo but the internet didn’t think so
“poopin in the wind” still the top chocolate pom poop photo accd to instagram
check me out there if you want to watch me poop more
Bertie Bert the Pom

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i love kathy even tho she is a pile of crap

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she shares her Tublr brunch cobb salad chicken with me at the standard

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while i cool off in the mud slop area

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at the Pussy Riot talk that night a whole pool area full of Art Basel revelers listened to almost an hour of awesome academic talk
just that was a feat
i think people assume an art basel audience just wants to swill champagne and not give a fuck
but that is just how the media reports it
this art basel audience was inspired and engaged and informed!
fuck those art basel party you cant get into articles and who to network with articles and inside influencer picks best outfits articles
that shit is fucking wack

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but i digress
every block or so i have to stop and cool my balls
arctic doggies don’t fit well in miami beach

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May fits in well she is beach-ready!

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we walked around Basel main fair together and i got just mobbed with people petting me
NOT my dream come true

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margaret kilgallen

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everyone has a derp friend that looks like this dubuffet

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kathy wanted this toilet paper rug because of all the HOLEs

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not feeling this eddie martinez at all
but thats ok!
great artist
doesnt mean you have to love every painting

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actually kathy probably loves every single chris joahnson tho

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like this one! altman siegel

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i say BLEH to too much art

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i look nice in may’s arms tho
i am one XL chocolate pomeranian, no?

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kathy hurt her rotator cuff playing tennis and has had a real shit time walking me this past week

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kathy showed a work just like this in september

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so interesting! how the old and the young converse

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was feeling these Joakim Ojanen works

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there should be more dogs in art

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joe reihsen (RYE-zen) looking oceanic on the outside wall

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taking another heat break

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i hate tennis because i cant fit the balls in my mouth
kathy and david denino seem to like it

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i say meh

but as always

just happy to be included!

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it’s a good motto to have for a best buddy

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i love being with kathy i love all the stuff we do, i just love to be around her and not be left alone at home

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the only time kathy and i are separated is when she goes to teh gym
but thankfully with this injured rotator cuff she is gonna have to take a few weeks off


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i love cats. they are so interesting!
except the one that scratched my face last year in miami when kathy and errol took me to the evergades

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not to shit on nada but it makes kathy sad that this cool peter linde busk painting jsut feel flat there, maybe it was because the fair was practically empty, maybe it was because the previous booths had bored her, maybe it was the way this particular booth looked
but for whatever reason this painting that woudl have been exciting was not

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this painting however!
so exciting, and looked great, and everything good and nothhign bad
look at teh doggie!!!!

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this one maybe compared to it is a bit dull tho

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love the smear drawings the nice Soy lady showed us

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a bit heteronormative for my taste but there should be room for all sexualities in art of course
including vanilla

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gina beavers

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artist at Halsey McKay

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dealer at Halsey McKay

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sarah braman

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davina semo

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kathy was so psyched to see a new work by her long time buddy Terence Koh!
bees wax and bread and A-ron who kathy needs to start calling Aaron but keeps calling A-ron

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me cooling off again
it happens a lot

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you guys should peep the mountain of Pussy Riot press because its awesome

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me cooling off again
its important to always stay cool
its important to always keep a level head and stay very cool and chill
i’ve been tryign to teach kathy this

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oh fuck now i am on a boat

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omg and this is happening

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i did not like this at all. the fish scared the crap outta me
and what kinda filter did the trump-humping captain “mark the shark” use on this photo because it looks crazy
is it called “ed hardy”

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that’s it! now i’m home and sitting in front of this great Misaki Kawai painting and staring at Kathy while she types this blog pretending to be me

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just give her a sec she’ll figure it out

Erre con erre cigarro

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good evening!
here are some photos from (mostly) Art Los Angeles Contemporary that was last week

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get ready!

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oh and one sec there are a few NYC DC things happeneing first

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Bert lost

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one of the weirder works we have shown here
title wall of the KATSU show

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in DC with my mom and bert

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renewing my dumb ol drivers license so i can drive around LA

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Errol and I went to explore Baltimore and before going to the aquarium, ate some sea creatures

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this little guy hides in toxic sea urchins

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this is the best fish
i forget what it is called
it changes color
and boy is it ugly!!!

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now its my dad’s turn to play with Bert

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thats about it for DC!

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now errol holds bert
pretty much ive forgotten how to take phtoos that dont include chocolate pomeranians

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this was on my desk when I came back!

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jaimie warren!

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jaimie get out of here with your craziness what are you doing

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and back to bert
sorry guys
the cuteness is like this tractor beam to my camera

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we made home made meatbals! it was amazing

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bert full of meatballs

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then it started snowing so we ran outside at 3am!

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snow on bert nose!

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snow on a lot of bert

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snow on errol

ill spare you the photos of us smooching

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mostly i took photos of snowy trees

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Rose Eken made some amazing new works for Jesper’s ART HERNING booth and i was jealous 🙁

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Errol and I took my brother and his fiancee to see book of mormon!
i have been to a million plays operas ballets but i have never been to a broadway musical
neither had errol
it was

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i mean i guess it was great but musicals are horrible maybe???

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it was about full of shit mormon missionaries going to rural Uganda to convert the irreverently suffering locals
it wasnt the same sense of humour as south park tho
it was like really dumbed down i thought

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i dunno
i was really psycehd to be in that neighborhood tho so I could finally try Ippudo!

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my brother kept ordering extra noodles
you can see him eyeing michelle’s noodles

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bert worried that he didnt get to come to LA with us

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we spent a lot of time picking out the best Rose works!

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because this disco ball was in the middle of the pedestal in her show it didnt get enough play
but somehow this didnt make it into our crate!!!!

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makes me wanna shoot someone

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we brought tons of cool stuff
this KATSU back from teh framer

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so many pretty colors in teh fronescape

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we ate some takahatchi with english joe

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i checked out some Anders Oinonen new works

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are you peeing?

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we were the last flight outta JFK as the blizzard descended!

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pretty rough job this guy has

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first stop after LAX

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met errol’s twin for drinks!

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look at bert leaping in teh background

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now for a hundred photos of bert chasing a balll

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he’s so proud of himself when he gest the ball!

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his twin made him “blonde brownies” which is what people in seattle called “blondies” for some reason?
but no apparently they are different both twins insisst

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this is bert’s “sure they are” smile

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then we went gallery hopping!

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bert got tired

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this is hmmm this is Alma at Blum and Poe

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this is something i was interested in

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this is bjorn copeland china art objects

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i sent this to joe to say ha ha you are in a blizzard

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then we went to see Rosson and Willie Nelson!

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Willie of course being her Shitzooo

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this battle willie one
he humped the shit out of bet and wore him down

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two amazing new smaller square paintings

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you know how much i care about square painting

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rosson looking really cure

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cool detail of her experimenting with transfer techniques!

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bert was such a good boy while we were installing

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bert and brigid errol’s twin at home depot buying carpet

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bert thinks everything is fun!

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peres projects mark flood

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alicia mccarthy!

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errol and katherine bernhardt!
errol makes the best sharpie drawings FYI
ill show you some soon

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omg adn then got to go to the best sushi with Jeff Vespa and Vanessa Prager!

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Nishi-Ya i think in a strip mal in glendale

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i cant even look at the rest of the 15course dinner photos i am so hungry and i know i wont get this again 🙁

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went to Vanessa’s studio

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her show at Richard Heller galelry coming up sooN!

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almost done laying out these bad boys

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eric yanker installed his works on paper and his balls!

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matthew stone’s new works on linen were perfectly stretched

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UGH i want one of these paintings so bad

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bert and errol love each other, it makes me so happy

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bert was ebarrassed by the boob dogs tho

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cool art nerd shirt

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neil raitt oil painting

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hamburger eyes at art book fair

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Kour Pour opening at DEPART foundation project space

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party at Paolos!

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you might remember that Ryan McGinley from NEW YORK MINUTE rome, paolo’s foundation put that show on that i curated back in 2009 at macro future

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are you peeing

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went out a wee bit

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looked at stuff
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and then flew home i think
it either went way to fast or i am missing some photos from teh upload :/

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said bye to krysta from the plane
that arrow is EXACTLY where she is, Barker Hangar at Santa Monica airport booth E4

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bert says “i need to poop”

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home sweet home!

here are some spanish tongue twisters for you in preparacíon for our opening tomrorow:

Pedro Pablo Pérez Pinto Prieto,
Pinta puertas por poco precio,
Para poder pasar por Perú
Por el Partido Popular.

Pedro Pablo Perez Pinto Prieto
Paints doors for little money
So he can cross over to Peru,
For the Popular Party.

or the titular:
Erre con erre cigarro;
Erre con erre barril.
Rapido corren los carros,
Cargados de azucar al ferrocarril.

“R with R” cigar
“R with R” barrel
Quickly run the cars,
Loaded with sugar on the railroad.

or the very sensible:
Como poco coco como, poco coco compro.
Since I don’t eat many coconuts, I don’t buy many coconuts.

yoke’s on you

i asked my boyfriend if while he was aways at this places if i could visit, if they had like a conjugal trailer or something
to which he asked whether i knew the etymology of the word conjugal
to which google replied, with some kinda cool new thing where etymologies pop up as a tree naturally
CON together JUGUM a yoke
coming under a yoke together!
sounds super fun

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i made a new resolution
that as soon as i can get 2014 photos cleared off my iphoto and the good ones saved uploaded and posted here
that i will retire from this

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instagram is hard it is too tempting
you post about one photo a day, usually hte best photo you take all day, and then you get instant grafitication of all this liking and commenting

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its such a strong reward system!
i crave all the liking who could help it?
especially with bert i mean what dog owner doesnt love 200 people in an hour telling you your beloved little pup is cute?

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who knows how old some of this crap is

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i remember this studio visit!

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nathan ritterspusch

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i wonder how many times in the past year i have said the word BERT

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bear in mind that every day i sing Bert his Bert songs

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usually made up tunes where every other word is Bert

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occasionally popular tunes where the words have all been changed to Bert

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such as “trap house Bert got a Bert with me and three young Berties that stay with me”

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trap house trap house trap house trap house

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oh yeah baby

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studio visit before our current show

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Bert’s new photo face
remember when Terence did this?

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getting pumped

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also check

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bert bag bert

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ooh i remember this studio visit too

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picking up this big bad boy for miami

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trap house bert oh shit get out of my head!

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not really

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more like schmoozing

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if you dont schmooze, you lose

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ugh this dress is so lame

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roxy made my hair look cool tho!

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thanks fab!
i had fun

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been dressing stupid

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been dressing up bert stupid too

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this photo makes me think of the word “longshoreman”
a word that in and of itself gives me a girl boner

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Bert is like UGH GROSS

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installing in miami

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kastper detailing

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bert hiding

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bert chasing

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what a brave boy!

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whereas this guy on the other hand was afraid of jellyfish

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i see one

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whatevs you guys have seen these on instagram already

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lol maybe not this one!

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this booth was so fun to make FYI

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gues who made this awesome painting

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are you peeing

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both these Anat Ebgi artists were cool

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ugh i wantt his screen in my life
i want matthew to do a show of video sculpture here!!!

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another large shirt!!! can u believe it

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another another painting!

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its my corner!!

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aways liked this person

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omg this makes me so nauseous right now
let’s end with a Bert smile fest cuz i gotta run adn shoot this artwork

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on charm alone

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sorry guys if things feel a little

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i had looked up that work to text to a friend last summer

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because he congratulated me on my NYTImes article that called my group show “desultory”

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i wanted to let him know that it was not a compliment

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these are studio shots Krysta took from Gabriel Pionkowski’s magical knitting machine paint studio

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in case you cant see, he pulls each thread apart on a canvas

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paints each thread then reweaves

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artists are crazy!
here is a great Austin Lee painting

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this is today
soonish i will be caught up enough cleaning out my iphoto and posting missing images to be able to deal only with today

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there are so many berts to see

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i dont know how well you know bert by now, but you might be able to tell how pissed he is in this photo

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baby christmas swaddle bert

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bert buff bath buddy butt scrubbing bert

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polish food!

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go goog yourself

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oh no now that trap house bert song is going to get stuck in my head again

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this is last month
errol and krysta dorking out on boat

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maybe krysta just perpetual dork tho?

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will have to make a just miami post some other time

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as these photos are all jumbled

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this is the cave in progress

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a ladybug

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scott reeder movie!

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featuring old paperrad!!!

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shoulda taken more rude in the theater photos

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omg this is haloween

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this is a face tattoo jk

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fuck this is october bert on a lance de los reyes painting

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on charm alone!

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wet house bert got a wet with me

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shit this looks like april

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yup this is Holton show in galelry 3 april

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this is money

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this is my lol brother super psyched on how much barbeque he ordered

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jaimie warren

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ryan schneider

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random LES walkabout

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wet bert

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lol poor bert

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jaimie post performance so
still april!

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dont worry you will see mroe Jaimie here at hole in 2015

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bert and casey!

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super old photo of messy apartmetn i can tell because it is so nice in there and all organized and scrubbed and oh its so nice now sigh this stresses me out jsut seeing it

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this is train from Brussels to Cologne
i think we are going to do both fairs this year so this will be us this coming april!

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volta shipping lol

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this is this realyl great weavign by Gabriel that jsut wont photograph

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it looks amazign in person but not in photos

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this is just the case with some works i guess

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its good
you dont want art to look better in photo than in person!

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this is old drone tests

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matthew video install room from march

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ah fuck this again
i am all turned around now

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argh adn argh art cologne last year i know i already posted this

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2015 and seems i am still stuck in the past!

trap house Bert

got a Bert with me and three young Berties that stay with me

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deinstalling cave today getting ready for Jan show KATSU

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new media conceptual art baby

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Bert says wha?

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last night had fun tiny dinner party got to make beef Bourgignon and braised red cabbage this was the before photo

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ack~! that is goign to make a pretty loud noise

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took some photos of the Takeshi Murata video from Early Man before we turned off the projector, made me so happy

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i love group shows and i love bringing people and art together!

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i think this is 2004….

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got some…semi recent photos to spice up what woudl otherwise be me still cleaning out my iphoto from March 2014 onward

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over christmas Bert got to pee on the White House christmas tree

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pee in the Potomac river

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pee on the trail

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pee on me and errol

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he got some stickers of himself made

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he got to flick some new fills

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to do fun studio visit with KATSU our next show

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he is a happy boy

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lots of old photos getting rid of now one sec

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Grey Area pool toys by artists debut in Miami

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matthew and his amazing collapsing video sculpture

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Bert, apparently, “aint shit”

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cool tattoo
(why does she look so bummed??)

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you guys already saw the cave install right?

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my cool jail love note (i love it!!!!)

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eddie martinez sleeper and devils food cake sandwitch thingie

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haloween dog freaks

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oh shit this is a while ago

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went upstate to pick some pumps and apples!

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picking apples is very easy and we were very good at it

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you flew by so fucki fast

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Bathroom Tagger Men LOL sorry had to say it

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dont be bummed

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really all i have are cute photos of bert FYI

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if that is what you are in the market for then that is what I am going to sell you!

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this is back during Future Feminism

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Marina Abramovic hugging a lucky event attendee (not me! i am much taller duh)

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lol Danish people spell funny

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this! back available on our shop website FYI

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more adorable Bertitude

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Beatitude Bertitude

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aw bert is scared this is him at teh Vet

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bert at the deli

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sunny bert boy morning juice press

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green and brown bertitude

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bushwick bert

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studio visit bert

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basement Bert

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will hate to renovate down here and cover these amazing murals by Jesse

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oh me and bert in print!

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this looks like a field trip photo

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trap house Bert got a Bert with me

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sorry that song is annoyingly catchy

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Evan Robarts and Margot installing a commission

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i cant show you the amazing collection inside except a few wee wee details

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the Robert Lazzarini gun~! this you have to see in person to believe

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bert and evan

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free salad

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ooh another yahnker

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are you peeing?

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are you peeing?

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so many fun photos i want to post

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gotta cut it off somewhere!
there will be world enough and time to be free with our photos in 2015

Account Ability

I can’t quite get the hang of this I think i’ve lost the urge to word splurge
Writing things a bit embarrassing or weird or over-sharing (which is crucial to posting)
no longer comes naturally

I gotta remember what it feels like to have “nuthin to lose” and “to give no fucks”

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until then, let’s look at some artworks only as they will not tempt me to compromise myself

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we have had so many great shows here since March, and have so many great shows for 2015~!!

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right now we are looking at painted ceramic sculptures by Danish artist Rose Eken

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she was our October solo show in Gallery 3 space

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they are all pretty much to scale, maybe a fraction smaller than real life as the clay shrinks

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her show here seemed like everything you might dig up in a fossil dig of CBGBs

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maybe not champagne tho!

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this is such a lovely piece

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they are so fun to touch; im sorry that the public didnt get to handle them all, one of the priviledges fuck i cant spell privileges oh there i got it of running a gallery

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ooh think how good this feels to hold!!!!

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and the caps!

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oh these feel so good too and solid and yeahbaby

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they look good in groups 🙂

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big boi

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there are some fun euro and danske thingies mixed in too

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this is a great piece

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this is too!
so early 2000s

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a kicked in monitor

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music section

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the tapes are randomly some of hte best works too

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but yeah kinda euro too

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this is the install

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i think we counted and i think this show had

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498 works!

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last few fabourites

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even just hte lone ciggis are awesome

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maybe the crushed cans are my favourites….

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the title of the show: REMAIN IN LIGHT

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now lets look at some other fun stuff!

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found an old desktop folder of Eric Yahnker drawings and sculpture

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read the titles!

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now lets look at some very odd works on paper by Evan Robarts

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colored resin and sticks

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so amazing I want one of these too

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this is kinda a work on paper too, its magic marker on emulsion photo paper with matte medium mounted on panel
pretty sweet

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some other Evan Robarts

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these are “line drawings”

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making a drawing with a hose and using plexi as armature to hold it up, amazing

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these are mockups for hte final works done in thick mirror class insteada plexi, you can just imagine how amazing they look!

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you wont have to imagine for long however as his first solo show here will be March 2015

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new scaffolding works

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im so psyched about htis

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i think im… psyched about everything?

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when I asked joe to give me like a pared down core of my being analysis of my personality he describerd me as “psyched”

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which is LOL because psyched of course requires a substrate on which to be psyched

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tho I guess here today are three things upon which my personality is activated !

Recovery mode

so it looks like I had some blog already in a folder back from March and just never uploaded it
here are images from a wee slice of life I no longer remember perfectly and can’t conjure
i wonder what i was thinking back then!
well if it was important i woudl have remembered it

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Bert in a turtleneck is pretty unforgettable

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i guess i was taking a photo of the MALVO tag?

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ooh we can check out the Matthew Stone show from last March with Krysta for scale haha

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i like using Krysta for scale because she is petite

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i guess i like using Bert for scale too

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i should do a wee test of my art offerings of which works get purchased more, those with Bert or with Krysta

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i think the ones with Bert just make clients think “hey maybe I shoudl get a chocolate pomeranian instead”

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i love this one
i want it 🙁
it is sold

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same with this

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whatever i keep missing the boat on buying works i want for posterity

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i have been snoozing ergo i have lost

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i can either sit and think about all the works I shoudl have bought over the years (tauba, joe bradley, katherine bernhardt dan colen ryan mcginley barry mcgee etc etc etc)

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or I could just start buying shit now

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like this one!

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or this one
so edible!!!

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ooh now it looks like this post is captuing the first DRONE paintings KATSU made
this is literally the first one

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he has improved on this method so much since this March test

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this is Graham Wilson in his studio way back when, before he started showing with this LA advisor, lol, what does that even mean, i guess it shows you how silly the words get in “the new artworld”

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ooh now this is amybe somethign i should buy

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ive been looking at holton rower focus works for almost two years now and still have no idea how he made them

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and stupid holton wont tell me!

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ooh a wee old Kadar Brock I think this work was from Art Cologne last year

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yup because here we are installing

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our amazing Ayan Farah

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Jesper and Josephine

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hmm thats odd I must have more photos but now we are at Jaimie Warren;s opening her show was…. april??

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ah this is fun here are my studio visit photos with David Pappaceno
Whose VENUSES are now on view in the cave room of Early Man right now!

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bumping up to the present

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feels good

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hate being stuck in the past

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these are super affordable guys
imagine the look on your loved ones face as they open one of these ladies for Christmas lol

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oh no its getting random again

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spring styles i think

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this is on the way to

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graham’s studio
this work was shown in Warp and Woof our weaving show I curated with Toby

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last few

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getting a-holed

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someone looking at a Sam Moyer

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Bert looking to pounce on Lily

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to farm or to pirate?
not a hard decision

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jaimie in NYMag

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this being built!
where errol and i danced through dinner and then set off fireworks this august much to everyones annoyance

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love this one

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love this one tooooo

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as we descend now into deep winter

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some fleurs from the past


A hearkening story

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A shrinkage, try one!

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Toys are hankering

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Any hero streaking?

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Thanking eyes roar

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A arty gherkins one

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Near yoga thinkers

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Hyena ear stroking

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Aye, other rankings

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Arty, sneaking hero

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Sneakier orgy than….?

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Yanking heart’s ore

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Yanking hoe arrest

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Honking artery sea

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Groin, knee, ashtray

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Sergeant Rhino Yak

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Ignorant shark eye

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How do you like the jarring randomness of anagrams coupled with the contextless desktop cleaning art parade

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we could in theory be more organized

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for example this is our 2014 NADA booth painters studio of unpainted painterly works

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some Gabriel Pionkowski on teh outside wall

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here is a show back from this summer

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CRATE CITY adapted from our 2013 NADA miami booth to be a joint storage show

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“Storage Wars”

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August 2014 at Eric Firestone in East Hampton

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omg it was super fun

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beautiful Shane Bradford works

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beautiful Evan Robarts

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beautiful plexi Matthew Stone

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Beautiful Anders and Misaki and Nathan Ritterspusch poodle

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jaimie warren classics

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a cool Eve Falci from the Firestone side of the “wars”

here is what is up right now at the Hole
do you find the jumping around disconcerting?

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austin lee

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bruce high quality

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some bangin’ bjarnes

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lol the cave!!!
a beautiful installation by Dennis Hoekstra

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with some Fran paintings

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some amazing Pappaceno sculptures

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fran fully lit!

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some very odd self portraits from

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giovanni garcia fenech

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but seriously I am just cleaning off literally what was on my desktop today so you that is all the structure you have i think
this is an old Scott Reeder painting that I had in my “Early Man” inspiration folder

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this too tho I dont know how inspirational this is

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aw the deitch book party!

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october show

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october show

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october show rando detail group photo!

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OMG nada collector visit photo lol

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another Scott Reeder from Early Man inpsiration

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this inspires me on a daily basis

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october installing

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october installing

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random photo of me sam moyer chris rosa in… berlin?

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october installing

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amazing Holton Rower pour

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old kadar detail

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aw! me and patty pat pat

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bertie bert bert

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ooh this is october upstate-ing

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pickin apples

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trying to get a good photo of a difficult kadar
that neon yellow jsut wont photograph!!

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ooh december details

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so sick

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this photo from a year and a half ago is when the Early Man show was born
too bad we didnt get to breakdance as planned with Joe Bradley….

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this i saved on my desktop for bert i think

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what is this?

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an old photo of joe!!!

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katherine bernhardt for “Early Man” which i think she chose to interpret as “breakfast” :0

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me at my cousin’s wedding

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this beautiful Kasper chemical burn i hung upside down for an hour and a half before fixing!!!

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mat brinkman sculpture

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somehow i missed ever seeing images of this show from loyal long ago but yeah!

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really good
we gotta get Mat over here again soon

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the most perfect Matthew

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misaki studio shot!

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the coolest crushed can

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a Moffat Takadiwa recycled keyboard piece from VIGO in london

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a nicole einsenmann i really wanted to be in early man 🙁

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finally getting these fabricated and for sale!
misaki bananan bench

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this was september, more on that….sometiem!

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bert is a pretty princess

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a beautiful diptych someone should jump on this fast

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one of the best rose eken sculptures ever

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matt leines illustration for NYtimes

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more rose imaage group

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oooooh Monster Movie still by Takeshi playing right now in our cave!!!
ten years after debuting at Tedious Limbs at Deitch!

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hot damn
def keeping this on my desktop
to look at when no one is around

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lol lol lol

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beautiful sculpture by Theo Rosenblum in “Early Man”
in the front window scaring everyone!

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from the future feminism folder
ann snitow i think

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who wore it better?

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i miss my man

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a few more days until he is back

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dying dying dying to see him

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“absinthe makes the heart grow fonder”
or something

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is this fun looking at my desktop or is this like a huge bummer

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after “waiting” for “months”

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its funny that CC rentals has a strong overlap with the graffiti community and then sends these HUGE “popcorn” tins as thank you presents in December I mean, they are just asking to get all the stores a-holed for the holidays

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miami grey area misaki and devin and FWY pool party

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hot n bothered

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steve! by todd

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eddie is sleeping while i am making desert

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bert apparently “ain’t shit”

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bert humping his caterpillar toy

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bert you are a dirty morning doggie

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rikers art, paid for with butt tobacco
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this is supposed to be me
get it? im really messy
and bert shits on the floor if i dont wake up in time

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oh man i have to finish this painting at home it is due for a show in two weeks and argh i just cant finish it
not htis one this one is months old and dry

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KATSU is our next show, this is an oil painting that is amazing
robot selfie

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my hair is about to get pinked dont worry my hair game is NOT slipping

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HOUND and GOOG continuing to crush the city cool little abbot and costello team

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BERT is about to get up all over the bowery with his new stickers methinks

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matthew with his amazing crumpling video sculpture in miami a few days ago

there, was that so jarring was that so upsetting a computer full of old data this is what computer desktops deal with every day come on guys its fine

something of the dog and plenty of the manger

let’s not be complacent about complaisance

let’s aim to plaise!

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there is no logical way to post this blog as all images from past months are all golly-wompus

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this will thus just be a list of JPGS really tehn

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this is from our current show closing tomorrow 3-6pm!

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the minotaur

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the chick that bones the bull to make the minotaur

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lauren luloff!

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more on our webiste or in person .. tomorrow!

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SKIT by tisch abelow
“chumley alone”

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nicholas buffon

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will stewart

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dammit and i dont think i even ever posted hte JJ show in Jan

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time flies by
who’s counting

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ezra tessler

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ok ill do a post tomororw that is 31 images of the 31 works he showed over the 31 days

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studio visit
up close n personal

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sneak peak at the body of work we will be showing March Matthew Stone Madness

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thinking up future shows

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oops looks like i’ve hit a bert vein in the photo sediment

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bert is too cute for just me
some by the galery and share in his cute

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bert makes all of this worthwhile

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bert is into these evan robarts works because bert loves balls

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bert still has his balls actually i havent quite decided what to do about the balls situation

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he should probably keep them, right?

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three nos and a yes

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bert loves studio visits
here is another nic buffon

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that is one tough squirrel

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i want this one to be mine

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bert n harley

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laurel nakadate

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not in show Lauren super cool one

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katherine bernhardt

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at canada

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yeah baby

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this looks suspiciously like LA

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christian rosa

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rosson says insulation painting fail

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bert says stop installing your booth i want to play

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bert loves to fly~

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vim and vinegar

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lew lew

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skip to ma lew

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more ‘loff

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is this post too long

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you guys like art right

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matthew from ALAC

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kasper sonne details

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chemical burns

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looks like im outta photos
better dump my iphone then cuz winter was sparse but not this sparse!

the glad new year

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put on your glad rags

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there is a new post for you
full of dogs and art and hopefully some graffiti i havent checked yet

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see? dogs

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and art!
Adam Green opened January 1 here in gallery 3

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i have pro photos to post soon just for now a glimpse

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that is a good drawing

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check out the “and Friends” wall too for Macaulay Culkin Devendra Banhardt and more!

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in the main space, anonymous artist JIM JOE kicked his calendar month show off with one piece
every day a new piece goes up, until the 31st when we have the full show and the opening/closing!

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hang tight till then for full install views!

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sneak peek

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joe’s christmas present

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me and Bert and the christmas tree

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the tree stands alone

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oops looks like we r moving back in time this is maybe christmas but maybe thanksgiving? it looks so warm!

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playing by the Capital waiting for the train

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outside Costco where I helped my Dad get a hearing air

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outside the Cuddle Up
where i was not cuddled

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i did get to play tennis in teh snow with my favourite puppini

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im looking for a NYC tennis partner if anyone has the motivation!

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this is what Bert looks like when he first wakes up from a nap

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what else?

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i have the full pro installs of AREA but dont feel like posting em

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this is Bert at the Marlborough dinner for Davina Semo before the elevator got stuck and the fireman had to free everyone
I had a front row seat it was awesome
everyone survived

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this is an article I wrote in the current issue of I-D about young colelctors

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see if you recognize anyone!

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go buy this!

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i also wrote an article on Davina here is the show in reverse

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Nick is in town it appears

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secret hidden nunchucks

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Bert machine!

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little bronze wall sliver

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this was my favoutite piece look how awesome it looks

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more art as weapon

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their new glalery has skylights

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caste system

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did she do the lights or is that like, the lights?

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this is group show at Bortolami

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also in reverse sorry guys

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Wyatt Kahn

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Xylor Jane

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lady and Wyatt

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Xylor detail

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before that I went to the Allison Shulnik show at Zieher Smith

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i guess maybe i wasnt that psyched on the install

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some good works in there tho

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a few views of JIM JOE JANUARY 2014

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this wasDAY 8 a radio glued to classical music station and glued back into box

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broken clock

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not to be confused with doggies!